A stress test for your defense

This is a mock proposal defense: a stress-test simulator. You take one of five short research proposals and study it. Then you enter the room and convince a scripted committee it deserves funding. They will not be kind. Eight to twelve rounds, less polite as it goes.

  • The committee is scripted, not intelligent. It pattern-matches your replies with simple heuristics.
  • You can leave the room at any time. Walking out is allowed — and it counts as data.
  • At the end, a debrief decodes every trick and shows what your own behavior measured.

How it works

  1. Pick a proposal. Five short fictional studies — each one carries real weaknesses. The committee knows every weakness.
  2. Study it. The passage appears on screen. Take as long as you like — nobody times you out loud.
  3. Defend it. Answer the committee’s questions about this proposal. Convince them it deserves the money.
Dr. Suhajnovelty · “so what?” · patience retired
Prof. Kangdefinitions · baselines · evidence
Dr. Vargamoney · impact · one person better off

The committee members are fictional archetypes — no real people, institutions, or employers are depicted. The pressure targets the idea, the delivery, and the preparation — never the person.

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